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Two flies

Two flies

Two fiies were having a conversation on the top of a bald man’s head.  “What programme does this remind you of?’ asked one  “I don’ t know,” said the other. “N...

offer me a seat

Offer me a seat

When the fat woman got on the bus, she called out, “Isn’t anybody going to offer me a seat?”  One little fellow got Up and said, “ I’m willing to make a contribution - ...

My face is my ticket

My face is my ticket

When the ticket examiner came to our compartment, my friend discovered that he had left his season ticket behind at home.  Trying to joke his way out of the situation, he told the examiner, “I‘m not a d...

It makes my mouth watering

It makes my mouth watering

It was an exhibition of pictures in modern art. He waited in front of a painting admiringly and said to the artist: “How realistic! It makes my mouth watering" Artist: “A sunset makes your mouth water?&...

Animation Spoof

Animation Spoof

Bahubali Scene Animation Spoof  This spoof videos shows that a film is a film and should not be imitated because as in real situation vary........ ...

Where's the decimal

Where's the decimal

The teacher had written a number with a decimal point on the blackboard and, to show the effect of  multiplying by ten, had rubbed out the decimal point. “Now, Alfred,” she said, “where is the dec...

Fifty times

Fifty times

SHE : How many times a day do you shave HE.  :" Oh fourty or fifty times " SHE: Say, are you crazy HE.  : " No IAM a barber " ...

Barber college

Barber college

"What happened to you? Your face is all cut up.” "I went to a barbers college to be shaved and one of the students failed   in his examination on me.“  ...

Hollywood Boys

Hollywood Boys

Two little Hollywood boys were exchanging taunts. “My father can beat your father,” said one.  “My father is your father!” replied the other..!? ...

Baldness

Baldness

Advantages of baldness: (I) When somebody arrives unexpectedly, all you have to do is straighten your tie. (2) No one can tell you hair-raising stories. ...